Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Viva Las Vacaciones!

Ah, Labor Day. It's described as "a day off for the working citizens".

In honor of all the workaholic citizens that fail to take this day off from work, I decided to take several and high-tail it to Cabo for some good old fun in the sun. Nevermind the weather forecast prediction of isolated thunderstorms due to the several hurricanes and tropical storms passing through the Caribbean and Baja. The weather actually proved quite cooperative, reinforcing my theory that Mother Nature likes it when I take extended leaves from work. I think I'm going to have to increase the number and length of my vacations going forward, you know, to make Mother Nature happy.

Anyway, Cabo is pretty but boring. There is not a lot to do except eat, drink and sweat in the sun and not necessarily in that order.

Cabo by the numbers:
Days/nights spent in Cabo: 5
Days passed before realizing my BB clock did not automatically update and I was living one hour behind everyone else: 4
Full size bottles on tap in hotel room: 4 (vodka, tequila, rum and brandy to be exact)
Pairs of jeans packed: 2
Pairs of jeans worn: 0
Pairs of running shoes packed: 1
Runs taken: 0
Tacos eaten: 16 (this is an underestimate)
Miami Vices dranken: 10 (this is an underestimate, but not all were alcoholic!)
Mosquito bites: 26
Number of aforementioned mosquito bites that were on my face: 8
Sea lions seen while sitting in the water taxi: many
Sea lions that made me thankful I was somewhat far away them sitting in the water taxi because they were so very stinky: many
ATVs driven: 2, because the first one pooped out on me
Times Miss Congeniality (what!?) was on TV: 2
Days off as a working citizen and highly enjoyed: 5